I'm happily married, but this cracked me up. I must admit I can relate!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl replied, "No," and she lived happily ever after, went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed in shape, and was never farted on. The End.
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