Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Mindless Drivel...but Handsome Mindless Drivel

Since I have no profound thoughts or wonderful Etsy finds to share with you today, I just wanted to share my joy in this People magazine cover. I've had a crush on Matt Damon since Good Will Hunting, so I was very pleased to see this. Has nothing to do with the fact that he looks a heck of a lot like a younger version of my DH, of course. And I'm a big Robin Roberts fans too...

And for your laughs, I got this from my assistant today and it totally cracked me up. I can especially relate to the very last line. Enjoy!

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! Only one!!!! And do you know why? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is burned out!! They would sit in the dark for three days before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same cabinet for the past 17 years! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, two days later the chair they used to change the stupid light bulb would still be in the same spot!!!!! And underneath it would be the wrapper the freakin’ blubs came in!!! Because no one ever picks up or carries out the garbage!!!! It’s a wonder we haven’t all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are a foot deep throughout the entire house!!! It would take an army to clean this place! And don’t even get me started on who changes the toilet paper roll……!!!!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

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